Here is a quick twist on the matter
With apologies to the BeatlesI'd like to be under the sand
In an ostrich's garden in the shade
He'd let us in, knows where we've been
In his ostrich's garden in the shade
I'd ask my friends to come and see
All the lies my government fed me
I'd like to be under the sand
In an ostrich's garden in the shade.
We would be warm below the storm
And our life would be so free
Resting our head in the sand
In an ostrich's garden in our land
We would sing and dance around
because we know we can't be found
I'd like to be under the sand
In an ostrich's garden in the shade
We would shout and squirm about
All 'bout how are leaders are keeping us safe
Oh what joy for every girl and boy
Knowing they're happy and they're safe
(Happy and they're safe)
We would be so happy you and me
No one there to tell us what to do
I'd like to be under the sand
In an ostrich's garden with Bushy