DUDE!! I Think I got Food Poisoning from That Burger at Mister A's! Can't stop ****ting!!

Called in sick for work today...

Im still recovering from the pink golf ball incident.

Maybe thats what it is....

GOUGER!!!! We missed you.Well, in theory.

Dear everyone,

Someone may have sungl***es somewhere. bosoxbill picked them up, thinking they were mine, because he's cool like that. Now I have them.

If you are missing them, that's probably too bad, because none of you except maybe moy live close enough to get them.

I wouldn't worry about it. They don't look that expensive anyway.

So I got in a cab from the streetfest to head back to the L, and my cabbie doesn't know where the effing red line is. I'm still pretty drunk so I'm no help.

What kind of cabbie can't find the freaking train??

He ended up turning around 3 or 4 times before he accidentally ended up at the Sheridan stop. Tried to drop me off at the brown line stop twice.

Cabbie fail.

For those of you who missed Wedding Banned.....

YOU SUCK!!!


My thanks to everyone who bought tickets, co-ordinated their own ways to Wrigley and helped make this the highlight weekend of the year. From the first bite of breakfast to when I p***ed out last night, everything was great. I'm amazed we got the tickets to come out perfectly....29 tix, 29 attendees.

Wrigleyfest 2010 is right around the corner!!

Wrigleyfest 2010... we literally have to wait a year. I can't do that more than once a year.

Ow.

Yeah, I also need the 360-ish days to recover.

I'll P*** on Mr A's next year though..

Candy***. You just ate too fast because you were late.

NAh everytime we eat at Mr. allisons it seems like we always get the ****s..

RT could get the ****s from water and dust. It's the meatfest that claims the most victims.