there is no way this is even close to rant of the year.
Temper-tantrum of the year, maybe. When i read this i felt like I was watching a four-year-old and his mom go at it in a grocery store.
sidenote to oldave. if it makes you feel any better, when i saw the title i instantly thought of you, and was gearing to read something about the 'cuse since i am no longer in tark